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Wanted: 850 new FBI agents

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My dream job is finally available. FBI, here I come!

When I logged on to CNN today and found that the FBI is hiring, (cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/05/fbi.hiring.binge/index.html)
my heart tripped the tango. I've always wanted to follow in the steps of one of my literary heroes, Mrs. Pollifax, the delightful grandmotherly woman who gets assignments that take her all over the world as a courier and spy.

Ooops. Wait, it's the CIA that sends people all over the world. The FBI handles problems in the U.S. Okay, I can still live with that.

Apparently this is the largest job posting for FBI agents since 2001, and it includes openings for more than 2,000 support personnel as well. I wonder if the FBI is trying to hire some of the financial folks and automakers who got pink-slipped at the end of 2008? Or is bail-out money going to the FBI? When most employers--including state governments--are letting people go, where does the FBI get money for new hires?

The lengthy list of openings includes positions in finance and accounting, security, intelligence analysis, training and education, nursing and counseling, physical surveillance, electrical engineering, physical and social sciences, and auto mechanic. Apparently jobs are available in all 55 field offices across the nation, and they're all posted until January 16.

Right after I get a syllabus ready for the spring semester, I'll be logging on to fbijobs.gov and signing up. I've taught college students, so I should be qualified for intelligence analysis, right? And I have a degree in psychology, so I should be qualified for counseling.

A note to my students: if I don't show up on the first day of classes, you'll know I've been drafted by the FBI. Secret mission, here I come!

Mrs. B
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magaloo said…
I like this! I was smiling at the end. Now, I'm going to that CIA (or is it FBI?) site. Maybe we will be working together!
magaloo
January 15, 2009 at 8:35 AM
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